necessary:
“ he needs those parts for his space ship
”

uncoolghoul:

Do you ever get told you’re really attractive and start to think maybe you’re more attractive than you think but then you see a picture of yourself someone else took and you like oooh shit i’m worse than i thought

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neilnevins:

If the rumors are true and Nintendo is making an animal crossing for Wii u they should use the gyroscopic Gamepad to make it so you can physically toss the fuckin Sea Bass back into the ocean with actual rage

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buzzfeedgeeky:
“ tastefullyoffensive:
“ by Jim Benton
”
It took two of us multiple minutes to figure out this joke.
”
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thankuforthecoffee:

My heart says yes but my vocal range says no

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martinskki:

it’s gotten to the point where i just do a peace sign as a natural reflex 

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sofapizza:
“ your sheep looks concerned
”